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  What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!

  by ladonna in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  lilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".

  i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.

  and.....it's time i had a fluff post.

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  dirty larry

  See Mo, there you go again. Youre the only one really understands me.
  When are you gonna wise up that "you and me is meant to be".????.
  (A little poem I just dreamt up for ya there).
  (Took a lot of thinkin on my part).
  Anyway, dont work too hard today, I dont want them nails scratched and broke with anything remotely LIKE manual work.
  I gotta go to bed now, its bloody late and Ive gotta get up at 5 tomora mornin to organize the jumbucks for the Jackaroos comin in from Jerrilderi. Joe and Jack.
  See ya!

  Lilacs. I suppose youre a nice enough kid, but you look a bit young for my taste.Come back in ten years.Make it twenty five actually...I like WOMEN.Whats yer mum look like???

  PS- I'll be dreamin dreams of ya Mo.
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  What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!

  by ladonna in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  lilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".

  i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.

  and.....it's time i had a fluff post.

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  dirty larry

  Ladonna.
  Youre offended by the way I speak to women?
  If Id spoken to YOU that way I might understand your concern. But then, I didnt speak to you that way, did I?
  As a matter of fact. I never will. Know why? Because I now know that you wouldnt like it.
  See, how do you know prisky was offended? Maybe she wasnt. Maybe she laughed her ass off. Did you ever think of that possibility?
  Tell you what Ladonna , if Prisky posts that shes offended by my little bit of fun with her I will apologize to her.
  Does that satisfy your moralistic judgementalism?

  Larry- "havin a laugh" class.
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  What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!

  by ladonna in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  lilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".

  i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.

  and.....it's time i had a fluff post.

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  dirty larry

  BWA-aaa haha.

  ROTFLMAO!!
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  What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!

  by ladonna in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  lilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".

  i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.

  and.....it's time i had a fluff post.

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  dirty larry

  Well Well Well.
  Look who's here. Little miss Snow White Prisky.
  Dont worry sweetchops, I know your type an I know youre misunderstood by all those regular blokes who dont see inside your soul.
  Its like my mate Alex always says,"Forget the slaggy lookin ones dressed like tarts, its the Nice, 'proper' ones to go for".
  Theyre the ones that DO IT.
  Hehehe.

  Take out the bloody garbage!?
  Yeah. Lets get something straight. Thats part of YOUR duties, along with cookin and opening my next beer can while Im watchin the footy.
  I earn the moolah,and give you a bit of it to spend on shoppin and an occassional bit of somethin for yourself.Course, I gotta keep the rest cause women got NO bloody Idea how to handle money.

  Seriously though Prisk, I know you aint been around much, but dont worry, I'll train you up real quick in the ways of true womanhood.
  It'll be my pleasure. I promise, I'll "dirty" you up in double quick time.
  I know youll be an eager student. See. Cause old Larry knows...
  inside every 'nice' girl, theres a SLUT screaming to get out!
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  What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!

  by ladonna in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  lilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".

  i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.

  and.....it's time i had a fluff post.

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  dirty larry

  Hey TR Dickwad, They dont call me dirty Larry because Im dirty.
  They call me Dirty Larry because I looks a lot like that movie star guy with the 44 magnum. Whats his name?..."make my day" guy.oh yeah.
  Clit Eatsgood.
  Thats the guy.
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  What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!

  by ladonna in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  lilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".

  i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.

  and.....it's time i had a fluff post.

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  dirty larry

  Moe Baby.
  Ya spilt yer nail polish did you?
  What a shame.I'll buy you a dozen more, in all pretty colours to match your gorgeous blue eyes and that pretty red mouth you got.
  By the way..I wont have my woman workin.No.No.
  You gotta stay home an do the cookin an feed the brats an what not.
  When we are together, I'll be happy to kneel at your dainty little feet and paint yer nails for you.How romantic.Youll never have to lift a finger again me girl. Just look pretty thats all. A bloke has to have a good lookin Sheila to impress his business clients with.

  Haha.
  I made you laugh did I, thats good.
  Like the boys "gettin them in the sack" rulebook goes...

  1)Make them laugh.
  2)Lay some physical contact on .
  3)get their knickers off quick!

  Well, Ive made it to base one...

  Im not worried about that other bloke. Youll get tired of him in a month.
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  Who would you pick?

  by butalbee in

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  dirty larry

  See? Mr Moes the only real woman on the board.Shes got respect for a man, and likes men.I'll bet shes a good cook too. But if she isnt, I dont care, We'll eat take out from Vins chip shop down the street. All these other Sheilas around here all talkin about each others pussys. Whats with all this lesbian stuff anyway? All you girls need straightening out.
  Stop all this bent deviance.
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  Part 10: The Last CO Visit & Demise of Elder A

  by Amazing in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  part 10: the last co visit & demise of elder a. .

  the phone rings its elder a: brother amazing, the co is visiting, and will be out on shepherding calls.

  when we left the room, elder a walked up and asked what our meeting was about.

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  dirty larry

  zzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzz

  "Part 8018..Amazings final final decision"
  geez mate, youve got tabs on yerself I reckon.
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  What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!

  by ladonna in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  lilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".

  i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.

  and.....it's time i had a fluff post.

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  dirty larry

  All you other blokes got your pervy eyeballs of Mr Moe. Shes mine. Ive already staked my claim and assured her of my undying affection.
  TR, back off mate or pay the consequences.
  Im just waiting now, until that idiot shes in love with on the internet bites the dust.
  Anyways.
  Most sheilas would nt have a clue about what they really want.
  They reckon they want a bloke whos "tough", for example, but when you give em a clip behind the ear when they dont get your tea ready on time...they dont like that!
  Geez...women are contradictory creatures.
  Same time as wanting a tough, macho bloke, they reckon they want a man whos "compassionate".
  Well, which is it girls?
  Youse cant have both at the same time .
  LB.
  You stay away from Mr Moe too.Or else...
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  Smokin........

  by Xena in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i notice when i am in chat a lot of people take "smoke" breaks.

  i wonder how many of ya'll took up smoking after the left the org?

  personally i have tried a ciggy a time or two but didn't really take to it...if i am going to smoke something i want it to make me...uuummm happy

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  dirty larry

  Well Xena of course the smokers took up smokin after they left the org.If theyd bin smokers they woulda got kicked out.
  listen sweety, dont think so much. Just concentrate on bein HOT.
  Leave the thinkin to us blokes.